Saturday, July 4, 2009

church camp was a BLAST! youth camp all by ourselves(:
it was my first one overseas and it was super fun!!
that was 15 to 19
but 29 had to come back to sch
went back to sch but i had this dry throat and then i started having fever at night
my first night it was 39.1 degrees like super warm as if the weather wasn't good enough..
then 2nd day it was 38.5 degrees still super warm
then 3rd day it was dying down like 37.8 degrees then 4th day it was ok alr..
7day mc is long

but now like coughing like crazy
hais

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

THE 3 BEARS IN THE CHAIR'S POV

I came from Solomon's lumberyard; born with the gift to talk to animals. My cousins consisted of tables and chairs. All of us had special gifts of our own. I'm the smallest and the weakest in the family, we were all bought by the 3 bears, namely, Mama, Papa and baby bear.

One fine day, in came this strange breed of bulk which had curly golden hair and wore some frilly pink cloth. I think she must have eaten sweet potatoes, baked beans and cabbages just before feasting on the porridge on the table left by the bears to eat when they came back from their daily morning walk. Such a horrid beast! Suddenly, without warning, a rocket blast of smelly air caused me to self-destruct. Of course I had the power to fix myself back together but I wasn't going to do it there and then. Let her be poked by my splinters for all I care. HMPH.. My family members were laughing so much, their joints cracked and they split their sides.
My oh my, I think the bears would faint to find their--our house in such a mess. After polluting the air she decided to go upstairs to visit our grandparents after her tiring act.
Let me tell you, she was sooooo heavy that when she jumped for joy when she saw my grandparents, she fell flat on the bed. *THUD!* Like, WOAH.. that's one heavy girl.
When the bears came home hmmm..how would you describe it? haha their features are scary but well yeah they are nice creatures if you don't get in their way..apparently fat girl didn't think so. She screamed and bawled like some molting and melting banshee.. she even runs like some clumsy pig. Not a word of apology from her either..HMPH!...humans..

12 October 2008 Sunday

CINDERELLA IN THE PRINCE'S POV

okaay.. this story is just crap but I'll just post it. it makes no sense in the fairytale world but nvm.. here goes..

HEY! Do you really really think I loved her? Nope, I married her more because of her glass slipper. I wanted to sell it cos' there was an economic crisis. Wait, I was a poor prince, you gotta remember that, alright? You don't have any other choice anyway cos I'm narrating this story..muahaha..
But maybe, just maybe, I had this tinge of guilt, and possibly a little touch of the cupid fairy there but anyway, how could I simply steal her slipper and leave her alone? I'm not as cruel as you would be thinking right now. I thought it would be easy to just marry the girl who owned the slipper. Like snap your fingers and that's that. The deed is done. But oh man, if you were in my shoes, and you HAD TO search the entire country, you would faint. The duke of my father found the slipper on 2 ugly sweeties and I had no choice but to marry either one of them. I'm sorry for my straightforward ways but, UGH!!
Good thing they were clumsy and smashed the shoe, or I wouldn't have found the other slipper. But then I discovered they were only worth 10 dollars a piece, they were fake.. in any case, I had to keep my promise and marry the owner.. but there wasn't any problem with that because, WOAH.. she was so hot and she simply took my breath away. My good luck charm, my wife, my everything, all I've
ever wanted, she made it true; of course with the help of her animal friends and her fairy god mother.(:

nice ending, not?
haha

it seems my stories are getting shorter and shorter.. or maybe not..hmm..
credits go to Kath as well as me haha lol of course!
12 October 2008 Sunday

THE 3 LITTLE PIGS AND THE BIG BAD WOLF IN THE RABBITS POV

i like this one most out of all my stories

Actually, things aren't what people think, the wolf was the distant relative of the 3 little pigs of many generations. The problem was no one welcomed him because it is widely known that wolves eat small animals including pigs. The wolf came to me for help. Just as it happened, the 3 little pigs decided to build their own houses of straw, wood and bricks. I told the wolf to bring a gift and stupidly he bought a pot and pan for each pig. No wonder everyone who saw him ran away in fear. (0_0) Who knew it? He was ALLERGIC to pigs. When he got this allergy, wolf would turn red and start sneezing his head off. God knows why, his lungs were so big. So at the first house after the straw pig opened the door, the wolf sneezed off his house. Wolf thought it was the strange material-straw. At the second house, he sneezed even harder. the wood pig got a shock. He ran around town telling everyone, as news passed, the rumour became more atrocious. Could you believe it? A new wolf has come to town to eat pigs by sneezing their houses off. What kind of rumour is that? He huffed and puffed as asthma was part of his allergy. That was bad and so, I came up with a potion to cure sniffles and gave it the brick pig. He then put a sign at the door:"Go to the chimney to come in."
The wolf came and sneezed. Of course the house wasn't sneezed off. It was made of bricks..duh..
The wolf was glad for the warm invitation of his pig relative so he climbed to the top and jumped into the chimney into a warm cauldron - filled with sniffle potion. He was cured and they had a night of squealing and howling - in delight. Town folks asked, why we rabbits helped them. We were even more a nicer delicacy to wolves.. Well, we had to, we were the great-grand parents of poor Wolfie!(:

17 august 2008 sunday

SNOW WHITE IN THE WITCH'S POINT OF VIEW(POV)

BEWARE!!!
this story makes 33% sense..

It was a bright fine day where Snow White was dancing in the fields. she seduced my son and tried to entice him to elope. STUPID woman. Anyway, I wanted to send her away but she got wind of it and escaped. My son was so heartbroken and he started blaming me.. come on, what did I do wrong? She did it on her own will..so anyways I sent someone to bring her back. The hunter volunteered and went to look for her. He came back with some heart and told me she died..Like Hellooo.. did I want her dead? Nooo.. he couldn't follow simple instructions..I didn't want her dead..*correction* not that fast anyway..

I sent crow to look for her and found tht she was staying with the seven dwarves who killed my parents.. I hate them..

I disguised myself as an old woman with a basket of poisoned apples. Don't get me wrong I wasn't poisoning her as all the books said.. I wanted to avenge my parents' death and so decided to kill the dwarfs. Snow white well.. snow white was simply too naive. I specifically asked her to pass the basket to the dwarves and she decided she wanted to try one. Since I was a witch, I could purify one for her but she was too fast and sank her teeth into a poisoned apple and fainted!! OMG!!
I was shocked and ran away as I heard the sound of the axes and picks of the dwarves. It wasn't my fault but i didn't want to be blamed for it.
I hid in the forests and saw the dwarves put her into a glass coffin. like eww.. glass.. You would be able to see her decompose!

That's disgusting..but then the dwarves were super nice!! I mean seriously.. they put aside their duties to protect Snow white..even though she was dead..Even Mr Grumpy guarded her!
they really touched my heart .. i guess i could forgive them right?
I WANTED TO REVIVE HER BUT HMM MY SON CAME IN SEARCH OF HER i couldn't possibly make her get up from the coffin in front of him right?
so i just let him kiss her to life and get married. they lived happily ever after.. as for me? well.. that's for me to know and for you to find out.. if you want to...


30 July 2008 wednesday

like being hit by a bullet

eng lyrics though it's in korean so yeah
wait for the vid to load it's so nice!!

I cant make sense of anything
All that comes out is laughter
So I just laughed,
So I just laughed,
Just..

While Im laughing until I collapse
I asked if I could ask one thing
Why are we breaking up?
How do we break up?
How do we break up?
How?

In this bruised chest,
Our memories are overflowing
Even though I try hold onto them,
Even if I block my chest,
They all slip though my fingers

Even if my heart stops,
Just like this,
I dont think it will hurt,
Please do something
Give me some treatment
If I keep going like this,
All I will get is a broken heart
In this bruised chest..

Soon, without me even realizing,
Tears stream down my face
I dont want to be like this,
I really dont want to,
I really dont want to,
Really..

I follow after you, who stood up so rashly and left,
Youre running away,
From behind you,
From behind you,
I scream..

In this bruised chest,
Our memories are overflowing
Even though I try hold onto them,
Even if I block my chest,
They all slip though my fingers

Even if my heart stops,
Just like this,
I dont think it will hurt,
Please do something
Give me some treatment
If I keep going like this,
All I will get is a broken heart

Like being hit by a bullet
Really..
My heart hurts so much
It hurts so much,
It hurts so much,
Thats weird I can still live.

How can I forget you?
Me?
I dont know how to do such things..
I dont know..
My heart is awake and I cant put it to sleep,
All it does is hurt so much I feel like dying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y--Qr419MIM