Monday, November 28, 2016

Big Boss

Big boss. 
He's smart.
He's funny.
He's handsome. 
He's mysterious.
He's a lot of secrets.
He's . . .Wait that's you too..

Of all the stuff you have in common, I sincerely hope with all my heart that you won't "pshhhhh..." into some other girl's arms and disappear without a trace.

#yellowjustcause #Ilikeblue #letscompromise 💚

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

all my fault..

i dont know why i am so laidback when my assignments are starting to pile up. i havent started the reflection due thurs. i need to come up with interview qns (2 sets) by tom..

er.. i am so not exaggerating. i am even blogging abt this.. it's madness..

i just dont feel like doing even tho it's like due so soon.. am i just plain crazy or lazy?? (don't ans (=)

Sunday, October 10, 2010

i shall try to start my blog all over again((: just try to keep it up. jia you!!

Saturday, July 4, 2009

church camp was a BLAST! youth camp all by ourselves(:
it was my first one overseas and it was super fun!!
that was 15 to 19
but 29 had to come back to sch
went back to sch but i had this dry throat and then i started having fever at night
my first night it was 39.1 degrees like super warm as if the weather wasn't good enough..
then 2nd day it was 38.5 degrees still super warm
then 3rd day it was dying down like 37.8 degrees then 4th day it was ok alr..
7day mc is long

but now like coughing like crazy
hais

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

THE 3 BEARS IN THE CHAIR'S POV

I came from Solomon's lumberyard; born with the gift to talk to animals. My cousins consisted of tables and chairs. All of us had special gifts of our own. I'm the smallest and the weakest in the family, we were all bought by the 3 bears, namely, Mama, Papa and baby bear.

One fine day, in came this strange breed of bulk which had curly golden hair and wore some frilly pink cloth. I think she must have eaten sweet potatoes, baked beans and cabbages just before feasting on the porridge on the table left by the bears to eat when they came back from their daily morning walk. Such a horrid beast! Suddenly, without warning, a rocket blast of smelly air caused me to self-destruct. Of course I had the power to fix myself back together but I wasn't going to do it there and then. Let her be poked by my splinters for all I care. HMPH.. My family members were laughing so much, their joints cracked and they split their sides.
My oh my, I think the bears would faint to find their--our house in such a mess. After polluting the air she decided to go upstairs to visit our grandparents after her tiring act.
Let me tell you, she was sooooo heavy that when she jumped for joy when she saw my grandparents, she fell flat on the bed. *THUD!* Like, WOAH.. that's one heavy girl.
When the bears came home hmmm..how would you describe it? haha their features are scary but well yeah they are nice creatures if you don't get in their way..apparently fat girl didn't think so. She screamed and bawled like some molting and melting banshee.. she even runs like some clumsy pig. Not a word of apology from her either..HMPH!...humans..

12 October 2008 Sunday

CINDERELLA IN THE PRINCE'S POV

okaay.. this story is just crap but I'll just post it. it makes no sense in the fairytale world but nvm.. here goes..

HEY! Do you really really think I loved her? Nope, I married her more because of her glass slipper. I wanted to sell it cos' there was an economic crisis. Wait, I was a poor prince, you gotta remember that, alright? You don't have any other choice anyway cos I'm narrating this story..muahaha..
But maybe, just maybe, I had this tinge of guilt, and possibly a little touch of the cupid fairy there but anyway, how could I simply steal her slipper and leave her alone? I'm not as cruel as you would be thinking right now. I thought it would be easy to just marry the girl who owned the slipper. Like snap your fingers and that's that. The deed is done. But oh man, if you were in my shoes, and you HAD TO search the entire country, you would faint. The duke of my father found the slipper on 2 ugly sweeties and I had no choice but to marry either one of them. I'm sorry for my straightforward ways but, UGH!!
Good thing they were clumsy and smashed the shoe, or I wouldn't have found the other slipper. But then I discovered they were only worth 10 dollars a piece, they were fake.. in any case, I had to keep my promise and marry the owner.. but there wasn't any problem with that because, WOAH.. she was so hot and she simply took my breath away. My good luck charm, my wife, my everything, all I've
ever wanted, she made it true; of course with the help of her animal friends and her fairy god mother.(:

nice ending, not?
haha

it seems my stories are getting shorter and shorter.. or maybe not..hmm..
credits go to Kath as well as me haha lol of course!
12 October 2008 Sunday

THE 3 LITTLE PIGS AND THE BIG BAD WOLF IN THE RABBITS POV

i like this one most out of all my stories

Actually, things aren't what people think, the wolf was the distant relative of the 3 little pigs of many generations. The problem was no one welcomed him because it is widely known that wolves eat small animals including pigs. The wolf came to me for help. Just as it happened, the 3 little pigs decided to build their own houses of straw, wood and bricks. I told the wolf to bring a gift and stupidly he bought a pot and pan for each pig. No wonder everyone who saw him ran away in fear. (0_0) Who knew it? He was ALLERGIC to pigs. When he got this allergy, wolf would turn red and start sneezing his head off. God knows why, his lungs were so big. So at the first house after the straw pig opened the door, the wolf sneezed off his house. Wolf thought it was the strange material-straw. At the second house, he sneezed even harder. the wood pig got a shock. He ran around town telling everyone, as news passed, the rumour became more atrocious. Could you believe it? A new wolf has come to town to eat pigs by sneezing their houses off. What kind of rumour is that? He huffed and puffed as asthma was part of his allergy. That was bad and so, I came up with a potion to cure sniffles and gave it the brick pig. He then put a sign at the door:"Go to the chimney to come in."
The wolf came and sneezed. Of course the house wasn't sneezed off. It was made of bricks..duh..
The wolf was glad for the warm invitation of his pig relative so he climbed to the top and jumped into the chimney into a warm cauldron - filled with sniffle potion. He was cured and they had a night of squealing and howling - in delight. Town folks asked, why we rabbits helped them. We were even more a nicer delicacy to wolves.. Well, we had to, we were the great-grand parents of poor Wolfie!(:

17 august 2008 sunday